The Bureau of Romantic Affairs
The Bureau administers the romantic conduct of Sydney and publishes its findings. Read The Record, consult the Forecast, or take a ticket at any counter. You will be seen in the order in which you were disappointed.
OFFICIAL NOTICE: This unit has prevented 1 correspondence incidents. The count is updated as incidents are prevented.
Online Services
The Bureau's divisions, each rate-limited and free. The full directory is held at Online Services.
Situationship Test
Registry Services
The Situationship Registrar. Have your arrangement classified and gazetted.
Counter open — take a ticketPostcode Profiler
Intelligence Division
The Postcode Profiler. Confidential dossiers on resident dating archetypes.
Counter open — take a ticketText Your Ex Breathalyser
Random Testing Unit
Text Your Ex Breathalyser. Please pull over your thumbs.
Counter open — take a ticketBreakup Recovery Calculator
Parole Board
The Rebound Countdown. Sentences calculated, milestones gazetted, releases certified.
Counter open — take a ticketSelf-Issued Fine
Infringements Office
Self-issue a fine. Denominated in remorse.
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Census Division
The Sydney Root Census. Your percentile card awaits.
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Acoustic Monitoring Station
The Thin Walls Index. 1 Peaceful to 5 Structural.
Counter open — take a ticketThe Debrief
Complaints & Standards
The Debrief. The Bureau audits hospitality, not humans.
Counter open — take a ticketJury Duty
Jury Duty
The Deliberation Chamber. Twelve Citizens, one bench, one finding.
Counter open — take a ticketDaily Romantic Forecast
The Forecast
Daily romantic conditions and the poor-decision index.
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