The Division Directory
Every division of the Bureau, in one register. Each counter is free and rate-limited; each issues a document you may keep or share. Counters marked as opening shortly are staffed in a later phase.
Registry Services
The Situationship Registrar. Have your arrangement classified and gazetted.
Counter open — take a ticketIntelligence Division
The Postcode Profiler. Confidential dossiers on resident dating archetypes.
Counter open — take a ticketRandom Testing Unit
Text Your Ex Breathalyser. Please pull over your thumbs.
Counter opens shortly — Phase 2Parole Board
The Rebound Countdown. Sentences calculated, milestones gazetted, releases certified.
Counter opens shortly — Phase 2Infringements Office
Self-issue a fine. Denominated in remorse.
Counter opens shortly — Phase 2Census Division
The Sydney Root Census. Your percentile card awaits.
Counter opens shortly — Phase 3Acoustic Monitoring Station
The Thin Walls Index. 1 Peaceful to 5 Structural.
Counter opens shortly — Phase 3Complaints & Standards
The Debrief. The Bureau audits hospitality, not humans.
Counter opens shortly — Phase 3Jury Duty
The Deliberation Chamber. Twelve Citizens, one bench, one finding.
Counter open — take a ticket