Ref: BRA/2026/JD/000001FILED
Jury Duty
Verdict of the Bench
IN THE MATTER LODGED BEFORE THE BENCH
FINDING
Guilty of Wasting Everyone's Time
The matter before the Bureau concerns a single 'like' applied, at approximately 2:00am, by a former acquaintance to a photograph published by the Applicant in the year 2019, with no accompanying message, communication, or contextual material of any kind. The Applicant has submitted, without supporting documentation, that this act 'has to mean something', a proposition the Bureau receives and notes.
Returned by the bench: "The problem: you" — one (1); "Acquitted, with concerns" — one (1).
This matter has been selected for publication in The Record. The parties will not be consulted. The parties are the material.
The problem: youone (1)
Acquitted, with concernsone (1)
Registrar
Witness (optional, like everything else)
Issued
19072026
BRA/2026/JD/000001
VERIFYFILED: 19.07.2026
Issued by the Bureau of Romantic Affairs — bora.sydney/d/XHiq6MDRDxTH